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Wes: No, Gunn, you misunderstand. - I mean - I'm not saying that we act differently. I just think we should be gentle in our inter... Evening, Cordy.
Gunn: Hey, Cordelia... How was that?
Wesley: I felt quite genuine.
Fred: B plus. C minus. A girl can tell.

Fred: Sure. Who could forget? Fork, pitch fork, fork it over, fork in the road - one I'm not ready to take yet.

Wesley: Think of them as gifts.
Cordy: Yes, having-my-head torn-open-and-hot-lava-poured-into-my-skull gifts.

Gavin: Pleased to meet you. New player?
Wes: Well, now that we've had this lovely reintroduction - I suggest you piss off.
Angel: Is there a problem?
Wes: No, no problem. Mr. Park was just leaving.
Gavin: No. Actually, I just arrived. This is a list of fifty-seven city code violations for your hotel, including earthquake proofing, asbestos and termites. Be advised I filed a copy of this with the city planning office.

Gunn: Damn. Grandma and grandpa got game.
Wesley: Yeah, I know. Now if we could just find that coin before they come to.
Angel: Guys. Over here.

Fred: I-I never understood that saying 'right as rain.' How is rain right? Or wrong, for that matter. Okay, I suppose if there's a flood it's wrong. And speaking of floods, or maybe just being overwhelmed - what's it like to have a vision?

Fred: I know that you're probably disappointed that you couldn't go fight that thing with Angel.
Gunn: Right. Because why would I wanna walk with a cute, young woman on a beautiful night when I could be out hacking and slaying an ugly, boil-covered demon monster and getting myself killed.
Fred: I can't apologize enough.

Lorne: Now, I want you to relax. Picture yourself outdoors, in a field, or on a mountain.
Cordy: I like the mountains.
Lorne: Beautiful. Say you're on a mountaintop, and it's warm. The sky is blue, full of big, fluffy clouds. You're Julie Andrews in 'The Sound of Music.' And you're relaxed and you're spinning and the camera is swirling and - ouch! Careful, honey, you've got some power of your own!
Cordy: Sorry. All the spinning and swirling was freaking me out.
Lorne: My fault, my fault. I just love that movie so much!- Okay. Ready to try again? Okay. Now let's go looking for the Powers That Be. See if we can reach out and touch someone.

Lilah: To be honest, nobody at the firm thought that you could do it - except me. You're a remarkable man, Angel.
Angel: Yeah, and you're an evil bitch. Let's finish this. Take care of Cordelia - you get your guy.

Angel: Don't you came at me through Cordelia ever again. You play that card a second time and I'll kill you.

Angel: It's not about winning, Cordelia, it's about what's at stake. And in this particular scenario you were way more important than winning. - I can't worry about that guy I set free. I did what I had to do. I'll just deal with the consequences when they happen.

Shaman: The father is also a...
Darla: Vampire? Yes! Though - not a very good one.