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Wesley: Adorable.
Gunn: So sweet.
Wesley: I meant the baby.
Gunn: I meant the hot mama.

Angel: Lorne, I need you to use your contacts and find out what Holtz is up to. He's out there somewhere, and we can never forget that. Finding him is our number one priority.
Gunn: I thought you said...
Angel: Finding Holtz and making money are our two number one priorities.
Cordy: (clears throat)
Angel: Helping the helpless, finding Holtz, and making money are our three number one priorities.

Lorne: But one I'm sure we can all download at: I'll-never-know-the-love-of-a-woman-dot-com. Can we get down to business?

Justine: Let's just say, feeling something - is better than feeling nothing.

Holtz: You asked me what I wanted from you. I want you to go out and find others like you. People who have suffered as we have, people with the same rage, the same fire. You'll know them when you see them. Their eyes - will look like this feels.

Fred: These are puzzle people. Did you notice the designs on their tunics? Geometric shapes, each a prime number if you count the edges. Arranged in ascending order of exponential accumulation.
Wesley: Yes, I did... not notice that at all.

Sam: You have much experience with vampires?
Angel: Some.
Sam: Yeah, well, not like these. They're not out for blood. They want money.
Angel: Money?
Sam: Yeah, I know. Who ever heard of a vampire out to make a buck, right?

Angel: Hey, how's my little Magna Cum Laude, Notre Dame class of 2020?

Fred: Are you okay?
Lorne: I was feeling seasick when we were still on dry land. Do I look greener than usual?

Fred: Are we talking a closed curve of finite length in a simply connected domain of zero? That would be too easy, wouldn't it?

Angel: Guys, can I say something? Money's important... but it isn't everything. I got... I got carried away. I just never had a life that was totally dependent on me before. But that's no excuse.Where was I?
Cordy: Money's not the most important...
Angel: No, it's not. What's important is family... and the mission.
Cordy: They tried to cut Fred's head off. We earned every penny.
Angel: Hold the baby.