Couplet Quotes
Couplet Quotes
Compiled by Kristina
Angel: There's nothing between Cordelia and me.
Lorne: Sure there is, and it's got arms like steel cables and a deeply ironic sense of timing.
Wesley: Why can't you have sex?
Cordelia: I could lose my visionity.
Wesley: If you want to play it that way.
Cordelia: Vision-ity. The visions.
Cordelia: I guess we could probably "com" without actually "shuking".
Angel: Well, I don't know. That… that could be a slippery slope, that once you're on, you… slide.
Cordelia: At least I won't be upsetting the average here. Nobody in this office is ever going to get any.
Fred: I'm being ridiculous, I know. It's just… I don't have a lot of experience in this area. I spent the last five years in a cave.
Gunn: Yeah, I know what that's like.
Fred: How could you?
Gunn: Because now, everything's so bright my eyes hurt.
Groo: I shall present this beast's head to my princess as a token.
Angel: Right, because she'd love that.
Angel: So the visions pass to Groo. He gets them instead of her. So what?
Wesley: Are you suggesting the Groosalug could replace Cordelia?
Angel: Maybe not Cordelia.
Wesley: I see. You think he could replace you.
Angel: I don't know. It seems to me, here's a guy who can do everything I can and a few things I can't.
Wesley: That's not true.
Angel: You saw what happened this afternoon. If Groo hadn't been there…
Wesley: Then the rest of us would have. Angel, you're the reason we've all come together. It's your mission which animates us. We each contribute, it's true. But you, you're unique. You're like one of these rare volumes. One of a kind.
Shopkeeper: I got three of them.
Wesley: While I do believe having another warrior for good might be an asset to us in the coming days, the truth is, you and the Grooselugg are two totally different people… who look exactly alike.
Gunn: Well, I'm not so sure that's any of your business.
Wesley: No, you're probably right. Still, she could get hurt. I trust that won't happen.
Gunn: What are you? Her brother?
Wesley: Apparently.
Gunn: Wesley, I…
Wesley: She chose. It's just important to me she's taken care of.
Gunn: She will be.
Wesley: Good.
Angel: Cordelia.
Cordelia: What? What is it? What's this?
Angel: Just some money I saved up.
Cordelia: Why? What for?
Angel: I did something for you tonight. Now I want you to do something for me. Don't come in tomorrow. In fact, don't come in for a couple of weeks. Take Groo someplace nice, someplace where there's sun. He'd like that.
Cordelia: Angel…
Angel: Promise me.
Cordelia: Okay. You sure you don't need some patching up yourself?
Angel: I'm good. Didn't hurt a bit.