Compiled by Kristina

Gunn: Ladies. Less yammering, more scrub.
Cordy: My, Gunn. Don't you look - sterile.
Gunn: Couple more hours of sniffing that industrial cleanser, I think I might be. Hey, I don't suppose you ladies wanna trade jobs?
Cordy: Ah - hmm. Scrape up Wolfram and Hart's entrails off floor, hmm - Fred?
Fred: You're screwed.

Angel: Whoa! Whoa! Dirty people not touching the baby.
Cordy: But pig-drinking bloodsuckers are okay? I meant that in a nice way.

Wes: You have to forgive the wrapping. Some of us seem to have fostered a strange addiction to Scotch tape.

Lorne: I'm pickin' up some hard-cord woo-woo vibes in the room. This ain't medical, kids. It's mystical.

Angel: You make me so furious.
Cordy: You're furious? I get body-jacked on my birthday and you're the one that's furious?

Cordy: How are you a Champion? In what way are you a Champion?

Cordy: That's just a fancy way of saying...
Angel: She's dying.
Cordy: I think I like the fancy way better.

Cordy: This is a mall.
Skip: We just figured you'd be more comfortable here.
Cordy: We?
Skip: The Powers That Be.
Cordy: The Powers That Be pops me out of my body and sent me to a mall?
Skip: Actually, this is more the construct of a mall. You know, like in "The Matrix".
Cordy: You've seen "The Matrix"?
Skip: Oh, I love that flick. When Trinity's all, "Dodge this!" and the agent just crumbles to... and I'm not really instilling any awe anymore, am I?

Cordy: You mean, Doyle gave me the visions because he loved me?
Skip: I can't answer that. What I can tell you is that is was a mistake.

Fred: Oh. Hi there. I-I know we haven't been formally introduced... Actually I'm not sure how to introduce myself to someone who is, you know - former. But, I'm Fred. It's nice to meet you.

Skip: What would happen then?
Cordy: I'd, uh, score a touchdown?
Skip: Metaphorically speaking, heck, yeah!

Skip: We've been over this. I respect what you're trying to do. It's noble and heroic and all that other Russell Crowe "Gladiator" crap.
Cordy: You've seen -
Skip: Didn't love it.

Skip: You may never be able to lead a human life again.
Cordy: So demonize me already.
Skip: It was an honor being your guide, Cordelia Chase.