Lindsey Quotes:

Lindsey: I'll read it, Lilah.
Lilah: You better, because it's not just your ass on the line. It's mine, too. We're supposed to be running this division together, remember?
Lindsey: Right.
Lilah: I've included some suggestions on how we could plump up our portfolio before Friday.
Lindsey: Look, either we pass the review, or we won't. You really think that a few last minute dark rites and rituals are gonna make a difference now?
Lilah: Everybody else seems to think so. I heard Henderson actually pulled her firstborn out of company daycare to offer it up to... Brown noser. My mother was right. I should have had children.
Lindsey: We'll stand on our records. It's the only thing we've got.
    ~From "Reprise"

Lindsey: I'm using my discretionary fund. Bring him on board.
Lilah: Aren't you forgetting something? The senior partners want Angel alive.
Lindsey: So?
Lilah: So - what if this guy is actually as good as he says and actually kills Angel?
Lindsey: Boo-hoo! Let me wipe away the tears with my plastic hand!
    ~From "Blood Money"

Lilah: Oh, what's wrong, Lindsey? You bitter because your girlfriend didn't slit my throat?
Lindsey: That might be overstating it. More like bummed.
Lilah: Sorry to disappoint. I take it I'm not the only one feeling the lack of empathy around here.
Lindsey: What are you looking at?
Lilah: No phone calls, no flowers. If I were the nervous type, I'd be nervous. But as it is, I'm just pissed.
Lindsey: What do you expect, Lilah? We're the only survivors of the massacre, it's natural that we're under suspicion.
    ~From "Redefinition"

Holland: Lindsey - my wife wants to know if you're bringing a date - to the party this evening. Something about how many crab cakes to order.
Lindsey: No, I don't have a date.
Holland: You've been doing stellar work, Lindsey. Don't think the Senior Partners haven't noticed.
Lindsey: Well, I'm happy to hear that, sir.
Holland: But your hard work isn't all they notice. It's also important to have - healthy attachments - outside of the office. Now I know our roles here don't allow much time to socialize. - Find the time.
    ~From "Reunion"

Lindsey: Why? Because I don't want her to die anymore than you do.
Angel: Do you love her, Lindsey? Is that what this is? Heh - look at you. A few short months with her and you go all schoolboy. I was with her for 150 years.
Lindsey: But you never loved her.
Angel: I wasn't capable of it and neither are you.
Lindsey: Maybe not. - But I'd save her if I could. And you can. And you won't.
    ~From "The Trial"

Darla: Mmm, that's how humans get what *they* want. I remember that much.
Lindsey: Do you like it?
Darla: It's nice. - But it's not me you want to screw.
Lindsey: What?
Darla: It's him. You all think you can use me to get to Angel.
Lindsey: Maybe.
    ~From "Darla"

Darla: He did that to you. What's it feel like?
Lindsey: Doesn't feel like anything.
Darla: Can I? It's very smooth. - You don't feel anything.
Lindsey: Not in my hand.
    ~From "Dear Boy"

Darla: He killed me. I remember now - with a soul in his heart.
Lindsey: He's taken from both of us - so when you feel ready - we'll start thinking about giving a little back.
Darla: Angel - it's been a long time. - I'd love to see that boy.
    ~From "Judgement"

Angel: Lindsey, give me the scroll.
Lindsey: That's not gonna happen. It belongs to us.
Angel: Us. You put your faith in Wolfram and Hart.
Lindsey: You said I had to make a choice.
Angel: And you did.
Lindsey: Yeah. I had a crisis - and I want to thank you for your help with that - but I see things more clearly now.
Angel: You don't see anything. You don't know what faith is.
    ~From "To Shanshu in L.A."

Lindsey: Well, our files aren't 100 percent, - but I guess it's fair to say that - you've never seen anything like real poverty. I'm talking dirt poor - no shoes - no toilet. Six of us kids in a room, and come flue season it was down to four. - I was seven when they took the house. They just came right in and took it. - And my daddy is being nice, you know? Joking with the bastards while he signs the deed. Yeah, so we had a choice. Either you got stepped on or you got to stepping and I swore to myself that I was not going to be the guy standing there with the stupid grin on my face - while my life got dribbled out...
Angel: I'm sorry. I nodded off. Did you get to the part where you're evil?
    ~From "Blind Date"

Lindsey:I believe that I have some information that will be of interest to you. Because, while it is true that we differ on a great many issues, we do have one thing in common.
Kate: Ah, our bodies are both 80% water?
Lindsey: An enemy.
Kate: I don't know what you're talking about.
Lindsey: No, of course you don't. And we can't be completely clear because - the law isn't clear on these matters, is it? I mean take for example those creatures that murdered your father. They could never have been brought to any kind of traditional justice, even if they had survived. And personally, I feel that you were totally justified in taking whatever extra legal measures you found necessary.
    ~From "Sanctuary"

Angel: So how does it work for a guy like you? - Successful lawyer in a big law firm, - company car, - nice office, bonus - can hire a killing when ever you want. Kind of got it made, right?
Lindsey: Well, we'll just add slander to breaking and entering. While we're on the subject, I remember you throwing one of my clients through a window. Killed him if I'm not mistaken.
Angel: Yes. I seem to remember. The window was just about that size. Hmm. Too bad the body burned up before it hit the ground. I might have needed a good lawyer.
Lindsey: I'm sorry, we only handle a certain class of clientele.
Angel: Oh, I'm sure that I've killed enough people to qualify.
    ~From "Five by Five"

Lindsey: I'm with Wolfram & Hart. Mr. Winters has never been accused and shall never be convicted of any crime – ever. Should you continue to harass our client, we will be forced to bring you into the light of day. A place, I'm told, that isn't all that healthy for you.
Russell: Angel. We do things a certain way here in LA.
Angel: Well, I'm new here.
    ~From "City Of"