Lilah Quotes:

Lilah: What's the matter, Ace? Didn't think you were the only one who ever gets to come back from hell around here, did you? Speaking of which -- could I possibly get some ice water?
   ~From "Home"

Angel: I've never seen him like this. He wasn't hurt or angry, he just... killed her. And his face, it—it was just blank, like he had nothing left.
Wes: Angel, you really -—
Angel: I've got a bad feeling. He's just...given up. I think he's gonna do something. You know, he might —-
Lilah: End world peace? Well, you already took care of that. Congratulations.
   ~From "Peace out"

Lilah: I know what it is. The reason you're having such a hard time with this. Why you're taking so long to—you know... The awful truth -- you couldn't save me. And this is the exclamation point.
Wes: Saved you from the Beast, for all the good it did.
Lilah: Wesley, you know that's not what I'm talking about. You couldn't save me from me.
Wes: Is that what you thought?
Lilah: Me? Lover, I'm not even here. I'm just a figment in your devilishly handsome head. So, clearly, it's what you thought. For all your supposed darkness, edge of the razor mystique, there was always a small part of you that thought you could pull me back from the brink of my evil, evil ways. Help me find redemption.
   ~From "Salvage"

Lilah: Just waiting to prove that your Powers That Be are all hat and no cattle. And if they do pull it through, well then braid my hair, and call me Pollyanna. The upside of being in it for yourself, Wes; you always end up on the winning team.
   ~From "Calvary"

Wes: There is a line, Lilah - black and white, good and evil.
Lilah: Funny thing about black and white - you mix it together and you get grey. And it doesn't matter how much white you put in - you're never gonna get anything but grey.
    ~From "Habeas Corpses"

Angel: You're not afraid of me, Lilah. You're afraid of what's coming. Maybe we can help each other, huh. The enemy of my enemy—
Lilah: Can kiss my ass too. You wanna play hero? Go find another sandbox.
   ~From "Rain of Fire"

Lilah: Hey, if this is about the jolly green demon — I could've had him killed, but do I hear a "thank you"?
   ~From "Supersymmetry"

Lilah: You faker. That's what you said when he was sleeping with the fishes. We both know how that played out.
Wes: That was different. So Angel knows about our relationship. Big deal.
Lilah: A dollar. You owe me a dollar.
Wes: Oh, damn!
Lilah: You called this a relationship. You lost the bet. You said it first.
    ~From "Slouching Towards Bethlehem"

Lilah: Oh, God. The return of the moral high ground? This is that "guilt is it's own punishment" thing, isn't it?
Angel: Kind of my specialty.
   ~From "Ground State"

Lilah: Snack break's over. Time I get back to work.
Wes: And Wolfram and Hart does its best work after dark.
Lilah: Sun's bad for your complexion. Ask Angel.
    ~From "Deep Down"

Lilah: Then we're dead! Do I have to remind you of our collective screw-ups?! Two of which are still out there somewhere. - You haven't heard anything, have you? You would tell me if they contacted you.
Lindsey: He set them on fire, Lilah. Even vampires as strong as Darla and Drusilla need time to recover from something like that.
Lilah: Well, it would be just like them to pop up now!
Lindsey: I wouldn't worry.
Lilah: Someone's got to! We don't get a second shot at this, Lindsey. Nothing can happen between now and Friday to screw this up.
   ~From "Reprise"

Lilah: He was in my car.
Lindsey: And yet here you are. Still alive. - He was just trying to spook you.
Lilah: Yeah, well, it worked.
Lindsey: Relax. He doesn't kill humans, at least - not with his own hands.
Lilah: He's not playing by the old rules any more.
    ~From "Blood Money"

Lilah: Look. I've heard the rumors. We both know - that it worked for you once before. You knew - just what to take. And this time you won't have to assume any of the risk. You just tell me which files to steal and I'll get them. And then - we can get out of here. End this mess - together. - Are you in?
Lindsey: But Lilah, I would never steal files from my employer. I'm shocked at the suggestion. Forget about the frame job, sweetheart. They're gonna kill who they're gonna kill. Just take it like a man.
   ~From "Redefinition"

Dru: She's dead.
Lindsey: Oh - of course.
Dru: Shh, just for now.
Lilah: Think maybe now you've got a shot with her?
Lindsey: Lilah...
Lilah: Don't let me interrupt you.
   ~From "Reunion"

Bethany: I'm not an idiot, Lilah, and I'm not a child.
Lilah: Yes you are, and you need us. Sooner or later your powers are gonna get out of control, and you're gonna need a friend.
Bethany: My friends don't hire men to rape or kidnap me - at least not my close ones anyway.
Lilah: I was trying to make you stronger.
Bethany: Good job.
   ~From "Untouched"

Lilah: Hello, Darla. How are you doing today? Feeling any better? It's a beautiful day outside.
Lindsey: Lilah, shut up. She's not a child. She's 400 years old.
Darla: Hmm, the prelude.
Lindsey: In C-minor. The preludes and the nocturnes.
Darla: So much better than the waltzes. - He had consumption.
Lindsey: And died way too soon. A lot of that going around.
Darla: Hm. He's here.
Lilah: Chopin?
Lindsey: Angel. He's here in town. You can feel him.
    ~From "Judgement"

Holland: Senior partners are keeping a close watch on us. We don't want let them down.
Lindsey: We won't.
Lilah: Remember when Robert Price let the senior partners down and they made him eat his liver? - I don't know what made me think of that.
   ~From "To Shanshu in L.A."

Lee: Shouldn't we've been memoed or something?
Lilah: That's why they call them random mind readings.
   ~From "Blind Date"

Lilah: Just so we're clear - we won't be putting any of this down on paper. This is strictly - a handshake deal.
Lindsey: Not that it is necessary for you to have hands for us to do business with you.
Lilah: That was species-ist of me. I apologize if I have offended you - in any way.
   ~From "Sanctuary"

Faith: How do you know my name? I don't think I told you.
Lilah: We are well aware of who you are - and what you do. We know you have been experiencing some - difficulties. We think we can help bring some order back to your life.
Faith: We do, do we? Who is we, and why do they know me when I don't know Jack about you?
Lilah: Green - is my favorite color. I look good in diamonds - and I love riding in limousines.
Lee: Faith - can we talk?
Faith: I like black.
   ~From "Five by Five"

Lilah: It’s a big city, Angel. A lot of people need your help.
Angel: So you’re really a good Samaritan and this whole pact-with-the-devil business is just an act.
Lilah: Sometimes you have to – compromise.
Angel: Look the other way you mean – when Wolfram and Hart are involved?
Lilah: I prefer to think of it - as picking the battles you can win. There is not one reason why we can’t work together.
Angel: You’re right. There are about a thousand.
   ~From "The Ring"